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Thursday, January 19, 2012

Funny Things The Kids I Work With Say

I'm a therapist and I work with kids who have pretty severe disabilities.
The majority of the kids I treat have autism, and a few of them have cognitive and physical disabilities.
Many of the kids I work with are non-verbal and use electronic devices to communicate, like an IPAD.. I think that's pretty cool.
A few of the kids I work with are verbal, and well,
they say some pretty awesome things sometimes....
The birthday obstacle course my work friends built me last summer. It started at the entrance to the school and ended in my office

"Stop trapping my hooker! Stop trapping my hooker!" (after the student was told to put his Toy Story toys in his locker)


"Get me out of the magic box!!! Take me out of this magic box!!" (after the student was told he had to stay in the area next to his desk because running around school was not safe)


"You mugger!!! You muggggerrr!! You're blocking my tire you muggerrrr!! (after the student was asked to move from the rollie "teacher chair" to the "student chair". I'm pretty sure mugger = mother f*ker, cough)


Student: Uh uhh, Miss Tammy?
Me: Yup?
Student: You know that tower Miss Tammy. 
Me: Which tower sweets?
Student: That tower in Paris, France?
Me: Mhm, not sure about that..
Student: Miss Tammmmmyy, you know that tower with the big big STICKS?! The tower with the big sticks and lights?!?! That tower in Paris, France
Me: Ohhh, The Eiffel Tower?
Student: Yessss

"I'm so so mad at you!! I'm going to call the cops on you and then they won't let you go to Sea World or Legoland or the Wild Animal Park or Disneyland or the beach!!" (Well there goes every fun thing to do in Southern California =P)

Student: Hi Special Stage
Me: Uh, my name is Miss Tammy.
Student: Ya, it's Miss Tammy Special Stage
(After the student got used to playing a special stage of Sonic The Hedge Hog with me hehe)


Clearly, these kids are kind of amazing.. and even when my days are rough. They still make me laugh and smile. I'm pretty lucky :)

Patting myself on the back for earning my master's degrees in 2009. Woop woop.
xoxo,
Tamms

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17 comments:

Whitney @ Everything Happens For a Reason said...

Sounds like an amazing job! I have a similar background.. I saw you had a masters degree. Mine is in Counseling. what about yours?

Alli from Life on LeRoy said...

Too darn funny! Oh I love how kids think ;-)

Kara said...

"I'm so so mad at you!! I'm going to call the cops on you and then they won't let you go to Sea World or Legoland or the Wild Animal Park or Disneyland or the beach!!" Hahahaha these kids are hysterical!

Faith said...

How fun and funny! It is a blessing when you can enjoy your job! :)

Nicole Marie said...

haha kids say the darndest things

Jessica said...

This made my morning :)
I'm going to school to be an elementary school teacher - can't wait to work with kids!

What do you do exactly?!

xo!

Samantha said...

Haha aww! So funny! I didn't realize you were a therapist!!

One of my younger brothers has Autism and he can definitely make me laugh sometimes! :)

Sam

Ashley said...

bahahahah that it the funniest thing eveerrr. i love kids!!!

Mish Lovin' Life said...

hahah, so cute! I love the Disneyland, Legoland, Sea World kid :)

aislin said...

Oh the things kids say. Seriously, they are wittier than they even know!! Sometimes, the girls say things and I just burst out laughing [when really I probably shouldn't have].

Ash said...

aren't kids THE BEST?! i had no idea you were mrs. smartypants masters degree over here (: can't wait to share some silly stories with you.. in person!!

Olivia.Dee said...

I'm laughing so hard. I can just imagine you telling the stories all over again. ahaha.

Jodi Ann said...

bahahaha!! Oh the mugger one...that made my day!! :)

Daisy said...

I remember working with autistic kids and they would say some really funny stuff!

Jenna said...

Wow, this is amazing and put the hugest smile on my face! I used to work with autistic kids in high school and seriously loved getting to know them and their (unintentionally) humorous personalities :)

What a great thing you're doing!

xxx
Jenna

Erin said...

Ha ha ha!!! My favorite one is the the child that said they were calling the cops. That is too freaking funny...man they know what hurts! No Shamu?!

Kristin W said...

This is exactly what I adore about children on the lower end of the special ed spectrum. My kids need are extreme but more behavioral, so they don't say too many hilarious things. I have to get my daily laugh by visiting our other SE classroom. Adorable quotes :)

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